“Oh! Oh! I'm Simon Simone! That's my name! Simon Simone! I just got here in 2025. Literally the newest member of the Totally Feline crew! Which is fun because I'm a bird in a cat house! A Conure! Not a cat! But here we are! Here I am!”
(Simon Simone whistles sharply.)
“Oh my gosh! There's so much to talk about! First of all, have you SEEN this place? There are seven cats here! SEVEN! Otis is very serious and distinguished. I tried landing on his head yesterday, but it did not go well. Edgar loves me. We're chaos buddies. Roberta acts like a southern princess. She is pretty like me.”
( Simone is flapping her wings enthusiastically.)
“Pearline is confused about what I am. ADORABLE hello, I CAN FLY! Yao Ming thinks I'm funny. We're both kind of outsiders. Gerome wants to chase me SO BAD but he's too polite to actually try. And Ella Julia just stares at me like I'm some kind of exotic snack. Which is concerning but also flattering?”
(With an ear-splitting screech, Simone continues to speak.)
“Anyway! I'm Simon Simone and I talk! A lot! All day! Sometimes all night! I can mimic sounds and I can whistle. I can make this clicking noise that drives everyone CRAZY. Wanna hear it?”
(She makes the clicking noise as Simon flips her wings.)
“I'm just so excited to be here! A bird in a cat crew! That could be really cool!”
( While Simon chatters nonstop she hopping from perch to perch upon the large bird tree.)
“Oh! Oh! Did I mention I can say "HELLO"? Because I can! HELLOOOOO! SIMON SIMONE
SAYS HELLO!”